21 years ago, I was birthed alive · 6:32am Jan 13th, 2020
As of twenty-five minutes ago (plus however many minutes it takes to write this blog) I am now a man. Not just a man, but an alcoholic man (don't do drugs). For as long as I can remember, I've been alive. For as long as I can remember, I've been able to breathe. For as long as I can remember, I've hardly touched a drop of liquor. Does this make me a man of abstinence? Neigh! I merely waited for the experience of that first drop of whiskey touching my tongue.